• tv psychiatrist: I met you 20 seconds ago, but I can tell your entire past from this and I know all of your emotional weaknesses and how to fix them
  • psychiatrist according to anti self diagnosers: I will use my years of training to get to know you very well and discern weather you have this mental illness or disability. I know everything about the human brain and all mental illnesses and disabilities are completely understood by everyone in this profession. science is amazing.
  • real psychiatrist: so I printed out this list of symptoms. which ones do you think apply to you? yeah um many names for mental illnesses and disabilities actually just come from groups of symptoms that are often seen together and while we sometimes know the cause, sometimes we have no idea. your input is just as important if not more than mine.

Send me “Bae” if you classify me as one of your baes!!

STOP SCROLLING

skelezor:

if u do not reblog in 5 seconds u will be sent 2 eternal skeleton hell and be haunted by this seemingly harmless skeleton. don’t risk it!!1image

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whimmy-bam:

WHO LET THIS BE A CHILDREN’S SHOW

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it8bit:

Donnie Darko

Created by Paulo Doi || Tumblr

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I googled my real name and this image came up

The interwebz KNOWS.

(of course, there was also a link to an actual newspaper article about how I had missed out on a powerball prize in a city that I had actually lived in because I didn’t come forward to collect the money. The only problem with the article is that I HAVE NEVER PLAYED POWERBALL. Everybody knows the future of gambling is $5 scratchers.)

concretefemme:

i realise a lot of people on tumlr don’t follow sports/particularly the nfl and that means a lot of people on tumlr have no reason to know that the San Diego Chargers’ mascot is this horrible being named Boltman that i am increasingly sure is @dril’s physical form

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thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

tentacuddles:

Comfort food.

PIZZA LOVE IS FOREVER <3

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gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

Trying to Carry Groceries In One Trip.

gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs-gifs:

Trying to Carry Groceries In One Trip.

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aerloxlehkka:

verhungernde:

fun fact: you don’t cure depression by telling me i have nothing to be sad about

another fun fact: you dont cure anxiety by just getting up and doing whatever it is that makes you anxious

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momazhari:

burn-down-the-world:

This was the single funniest thing I have ever seen a president do.

I’M STILL LAUGHING.

I will never not reblog this.

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Let’s all take a moment to remember that Obama actually fucking did this omg

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trolldicks:

So when an infant child grows inside of a female carrier for nine months only to rupture forth painfully, Screaming and covered in blood it’s a “miracle” but when I do it I’m “and abomination against nature” and “must be contained at all costs”

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Horrible Bosses 2 - Official Main Trailer [HD]

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One of the many things Bill Nye taught me

viridianeyes:

poeticallyhighdreams:

boobiemun:

The difference between milk snakes and coral snakes is a crucial key to not dying. Coral snakes are extremely dangerous, and despite the low bite ratio, they can and will bite you if you’re not careful. Milk snakes are totally okay and chill. So remember, everyone.

If red touches yellow, you’re a dead fellow

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But if red touches black, you’re okay jack

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I read this as milk shakes and was very confused

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